Tag: random musings
member name: Michael C.
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March 16, 2007 04:39 PM EDT --
Earnings: 2,000 Gather Points™
My 2nd grand... Yee Haw!
So, I'm easily amused.
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February 14, 2007 10:27 AM EST --
Found this on the web today...
You can buy a Mystery Shirt (Men's $5, Women's $6) + $4 S/H at http://www.uneetee.com/.
The catch?
It's a Mystery! You will not know the color of the shirt, . . .
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January 28, 2007 12:34 AM EST --
Lets face it, we know who owns who if you have a cat in the house.
At this point in time we are cat-less (pet-less actually). Our household is split. Myself and one daughter are cat people. My wife and . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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March 19, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
In my email inbox...
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Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
for . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
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Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
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February 22, 2007 03:03 PM EST --
Found this article over on CNET
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Alcoholics have one, and so do drug abusers. Now people addicted to e-mail also have a 12-step program designed to tackle their obsession.
An executive coach . . .
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March 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Got this in my email today...
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When a mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, and then he spread the animal-shaped crackers . . .
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March 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
A policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. . . .
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March 25, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
An email forward I got...
Enjoy...
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes . . .
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February 25, 2009 10:48 PM EST --
Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped . . .
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February 08, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. . . .
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February 12, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . .
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February 27, 2007 10:50 AM EST --
Found on Sky News
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Stumpy the four-legged duckling is basking in the spotlight after being unveiled to the world.
The bird, now just eight days old, has suffered a rare genetic mutation which . . .
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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February 26, 2009 11:15 AM EST --
LETTER #1
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other . . .
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February 19, 2007 11:30 AM EST --
I saw this post over on myLot about a person who has found a frugal alternative to containing the mess of her dog being in heat.
Diapers!
(Source)
I'm shocked the dog keeps them on.
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March 06, 2007 12:36 AM EST --
I'm not making this up... This was a headline over on Yahoo.
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Teens accused of making ostrich impotent
Mon Mar 5, 6:17 PM ET
BERLIN - Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty . . .
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February 02, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
Copyright 2004 W. Bruce Cameron
Please do not remove the copyright from this essay.
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes . . .
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