Tag: laugh
member name: Michael C.
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December 10, 2009 02:46 PM EST --
A friend of mine shared this with me just now...
Had to share it...
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It's winter in Iowa And the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 25 below!
Oh, how I love Iowa When the snow's up . . .
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January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
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Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
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February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
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March 25, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
Found these on the web just now as I was playing with Google...
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It's for you...
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Fun ways to answer the phone
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August 03, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
This was in a newsletter from my local telephone co-op.
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You Grew Up In Iowa If...
You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You or someone you know was a "Pork Queen" . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
From my Gather-email...
A son begs his father for a baseball mitt and his father gives him a stern lecture on taking care of things. The mitt he wants is quite expensive, but the father goes ahead and . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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November 20, 2007 03:52 PM EST --
When posting to Gather Giggles & Groaners , please read the Group Description (below).
Gather Giggles & Groaners is NOT a "post anything" group, however it IS a "post . . .
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April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
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March 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Got this in my email today...
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When a mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, and then he spread the animal-shaped crackers . . .
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March 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
A policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. . . .
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October 05, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
Won't Cook:
I put a roast in the oven one noon hour and set the timer; a feature I hadn't used yet. Before leaving work that afternoon, I phoned my 14-year-old son to ask him to check the roast . . .
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January 11, 2008 12:53 AM EST --
From my inbox... Enjoy!
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You've Got Mail:
Working at the post office, I'm used to handling the angry public. This morning an angry customer stormed to my desk. I responded in my calmest . . .
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November 26, 2009 09:39 AM EST --
(from David Letterman's Top Ten Lists)
10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
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November 15, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
I dose of humor from my inbox...
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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls . . .
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December 02, 2009 02:15 PM EST --
Important Notice:
Due to recent budget cuts, the stock market crash, and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
We apologize for the . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:37 AM EDT --
First Day of Psychiatry Class:
Young aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes."Just to establish some parameters, what is the opposite of joy?"asked the . . .
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February 25, 2009 05:38 PM EST --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me.'
'So . . .
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November 23, 2009 02:13 PM EST --
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" . . .
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