Tag: laugh
member name: Michael (Jesus Christ is LORD!) C.
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November 06, 2009 09:51 AM EST --
Our army physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile. . . .
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January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
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Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
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February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
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March 25, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
Found these on the web just now as I was playing with Google...
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It's for you...
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Fun ways to answer the phone
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August 03, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
This was in a newsletter from my local telephone co-op.
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You Grew Up In Iowa If...
You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You or someone you know was a "Pork Queen" . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
From my Gather-email...
A son begs his father for a baseball mitt and his father gives him a stern lecture on taking care of things. The mitt he wants is quite expensive, but the father goes ahead and . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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November 20, 2007 03:52 PM EST --
When posting to Gather Giggles & Groaners , please read the Group Description (below).
Gather Giggles & Groaners is NOT a "post anything" group, however it IS a "post . . .
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April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
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March 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Got this in my email today...
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When a mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, and then he spread the animal-shaped crackers . . .
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March 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
A policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. . . .
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October 05, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
Won't Cook:
I put a roast in the oven one noon hour and set the timer; a feature I hadn't used yet. Before leaving work that afternoon, I phoned my 14-year-old son to ask him to check the roast . . .
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January 11, 2008 12:53 AM EST --
From my inbox... Enjoy!
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You've Got Mail:
Working at the post office, I'm used to handling the angry public. This morning an angry customer stormed to my desk. I responded in my calmest . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
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November 15, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
I dose of humor from my inbox...
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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls . . .
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February 25, 2009 05:38 PM EST --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me.'
'So . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:37 AM EDT --
First Day of Psychiatry Class:
Young aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes."Just to establish some parameters, what is the opposite of joy?"asked the . . .
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November 16, 2007 09:14 AM EST --
Insurance Salesman :
My cousin applied for a job as an insurance salesman. On the application form it requested prior experience so he jotted down lifeguard and nothing else.
"We are looking . . .
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January 19, 2008 12:41 AM EST --
About five years ago, the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time, so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand . . .
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February 27, 2008 11:56 PM EST --
An old Texan went to the local church and asked to join. The preacher said, 'OK, but you have to pass a small Bible test first.'
The first Question is 'Where was Jesus born?' The man . . .
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