Tag: joke
member name: Michael (Jesus Christ is LORD!) C.
|
November 06, 2009 09:51 AM EST --
Our army physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile. . . .
more
|
|
October 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles . . .
more
|
|
January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
***************
Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
more
|
|
February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
***************
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
more
|
|
March 25, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
Found these on the web just now as I was playing with Google...
********************
It's for you...
or
Fun ways to answer the phone
---------------------------------- . . .
more
|
|
October 28, 2009 12:14 AM EDT --
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany!? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was . . .
more
|
|
February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
more
|
|
March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
**********
Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
more
|
|
August 03, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
This was in a newsletter from my local telephone co-op.
*****
You Grew Up In Iowa If...
You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You or someone you know was a "Pork Queen" . . .
more
|
|
October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
*****
Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
more
|
|
April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
more
|
|
March 25, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
An email forward I got...
Enjoy...
**********
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes . . .
more
|
|
May 17, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
In my inbox today...
********************
10 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT (If Written By College Students)
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments . . .
more
|
|
September 10, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the . . .
more
|
|
October 05, 2007 01:39 PM EDT --
Won't Cook:
I put a roast in the oven one noon hour and set the timer; a feature I hadn't used yet. Before leaving work that afternoon, I phoned my 14-year-old son to ask him to check the roast . . .
more
|
|
January 11, 2008 12:53 AM EST --
From my inbox... Enjoy!
*****
You've Got Mail:
Working at the post office, I'm used to handling the angry public. This morning an angry customer stormed to my desk. I responded in my calmest . . .
more
|
|
February 08, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. . . .
more
|
|
February 12, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" . . .
more
|
|
February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . .
more
|
|
October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
more
|
|
|
|
