Tag: humor
member name: Michael C.
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December 10, 2009 02:46 PM EST --
A friend of mine shared this with me just now...
Had to share it...
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It's winter in Iowa And the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 25 below!
Oh, how I love Iowa When the snow's up . . .
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December 08, 2009 03:46 PM EST --
Life really boils down to 2 questions...
1. Should I get a dog?
OR...
2. Should I have children?
Now that I made you smile, pass it on to someone else who . . .
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February 14, 2007 10:27 AM EST --
Found this on the web today...
You can buy a Mystery Shirt (Men's $5, Women's $6) + $4 S/H at http://www.uneetee.com/.
The catch?
It's a Mystery! You will not know the color of the shirt, . . .
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February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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October 02, 2007 09:13 AM EDT --
The Color Diet
This sounds like a way better diet than Weight Watchers. Think I'm going to give it a try.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood . . .
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January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
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Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
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October 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles . . .
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March 25, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
An email forward I got...
Enjoy...
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes . . .
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February 08, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. . . .
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February 12, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
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Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
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August 03, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
This was in a newsletter from my local telephone co-op.
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You Grew Up In Iowa If...
You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You or someone you know was a "Pork Queen" . . .
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September 28, 2007 09:57 AM EDT --
Saw this in my inbox and had to share it... Enjoy!
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GETTING INTO HEAVEN
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting . . .
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October 02, 2007 09:41 AM EDT --
I heard this on the radio this morning from Ken Davis.
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An exasperated mother sent her misbehaving son to his room.
After a while he came out and informed his mother that he thought it over . . .
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October 02, 2007 12:18 PM EDT --
From my Gather-email...
A son begs his father for a baseball mitt and his father gives him a stern lecture on taking care of things. The mitt he wants is quite expensive, but the father goes ahead and . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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November 20, 2007 03:52 PM EST --
When posting to Gather Giggles & Groaners , please read the Group Description (below).
Gather Giggles & Groaners is NOT a "post anything" group, however it IS a "post . . .
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