Tag: good clean funny
member name: Michael C.
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September 28, 2007 09:57 AM EDT --
Saw this in my inbox and had to share it... Enjoy!
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GETTING INTO HEAVEN
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
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September 20, 2007 12:12 AM EDT --
I know I've seen this before, but I just got it in my inbox and had to share it...
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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children . . .
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May 17, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
In my inbox today...
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10 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT (If Written By College Students)
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments . . .
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September 03, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
FROM MY INBOX...
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate . . .
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September 10, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the . . .
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November 16, 2007 09:14 AM EST --
Insurance Salesman :
My cousin applied for a job as an insurance salesman. On the application form it requested prior experience so he jotted down lifeguard and nothing else.
"We are looking . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
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November 15, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
I dose of humor from my inbox...
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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls . . .
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May 18, 2007 09:24 AM EDT --
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the . . .
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May 25, 2007 09:28 AM EDT --
In my email today...
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Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's . . .
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May 25, 2007 09:37 AM EDT --
How to Photograph a New Puppy
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. . . .
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May 30, 2007 01:04 AM EDT --
From the depths of my hard drive.
Original origins unknown...
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If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy,
If you're not, she thinks you're . . .
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September 11, 2007 11:31 AM EDT --
Lost Money
/* Remember September 11, 2001: http://www.gcfl.net/911 and
Heroes: http://www.gcfl.net/911/heroes.php */
The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently
mislaid by a co-worker. . . .
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June 22, 2007 03:23 PM EDT --
From my email inbox...
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Early one evening a man went out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawn mower, a few gardening tools . . .
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August 30, 2007 12:08 PM EDT --
from "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <gcfl-info@gcfl.net>
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S. I. D. N. K.
During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:48 AM EDT --
A collection of wit at the expense of the military from The Good Clean Funnies List. I hope you enjoy them...
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Military Man
A career military man, who had retired as . . .
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October 30, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Halloween Definitions
Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot . . .
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May 24, 2007 09:27 AM EDT --
PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION: . . .
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