Tag: funny
member name: Michael (Jesus Christ is LORD!) C.
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November 06, 2009 09:51 AM EST --
Our army physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile. . . .
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November 04, 2009 09:26 AM EST --
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to New Yorkers who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
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October 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles . . .
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November 05, 2009 10:02 AM EST --
As I remember it, the biggest disappointment about growing up was finding out that adults didn't really have any secret knowledge about what to do in times of trouble. - Beryl Pfizer
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . .
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November 05, 2009 12:25 PM EST --
The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the San Diego traffic court. When the bailiff entered the courtroom, he sensed the nervousness of the traffic offenders awaiting their ordeal.
"Good morning, . . .
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September 28, 2007 09:57 AM EDT --
Saw this in my inbox and had to share it... Enjoy!
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GETTING INTO HEAVEN
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
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October 02, 2007 09:13 AM EDT --
The Color Diet
This sounds like a way better diet than Weight Watchers. Think I'm going to give it a try.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood . . .
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January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
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Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
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February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
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March 25, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
Found these on the web just now as I was playing with Google...
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It's for you...
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Fun ways to answer the phone
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October 28, 2009 12:14 AM EDT --
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany!? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was . . .
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May 17, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
In my inbox today...
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10 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT (If Written By College Students)
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments . . .
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September 03, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
FROM MY INBOX...
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
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November 15, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
I dose of humor from my inbox...
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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
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Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
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