Tag: funny
member name: Michael C.
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December 08, 2009 03:46 PM EST --
Life really boils down to 2 questions...
1. Should I get a dog?
OR...
2. Should I have children?
Now that I made you smile, pass it on to someone else who . . .
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . .
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September 28, 2007 09:57 AM EDT --
Saw this in my inbox and had to share it... Enjoy!
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GETTING INTO HEAVEN
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting . . .
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October 20, 2007 03:11 PM EDT --
A funny from my inbox...
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Driving home after working late the other day, I was stopped by a police officer for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first . . .
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April 02, 2008 02:36 PM EDT --
Harry, a TV repairman, was called to fix a television set that had neither sound nor picture. Left alone in the room, Harry spotted the cause immediately: the set was unplugged. Harry faced a dilemma -- . . .
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October 02, 2007 09:13 AM EDT --
The Color Diet
This sounds like a way better diet than Weight Watchers. Think I'm going to give it a try.
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood . . .
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January 04, 2008 12:18 PM EST --
A couple funnies from my email...
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Sunbathing:
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore . . .
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February 26, 2008 02:19 PM EST --
I saw this joke over on Boomertowne and HAD to share it here!
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks . . .
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March 25, 2008 12:35 AM EDT --
Found these on the web just now as I was playing with Google...
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It's for you...
or
Fun ways to answer the phone
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October 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles . . .
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May 17, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
In my inbox today...
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10 WAYS THE BIBLE WOULD BE DIFFERENT (If Written By College Students)
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.
9. The Ten Commandments . . .
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September 03, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
FROM MY INBOX...
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate . . .
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October 10, 2007 11:32 AM EDT --
Bad Day
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little . . .
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November 15, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
I dose of humor from my inbox...
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Caller ID Is a Wonderful Thing
The local paper, which I don't bother to subscribe to since I don't have a bird, calls . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
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Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
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August 03, 2007 12:45 AM EDT --
This was in a newsletter from my local telephone co-op.
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You Grew Up In Iowa If...
You know what "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You or someone you know was a "Pork Queen" . . .
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October 02, 2007 09:41 AM EDT --
I heard this on the radio this morning from Ken Davis.
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An exasperated mother sent her misbehaving son to his room.
After a while he came out and informed his mother that he thought it over . . .
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November 20, 2007 03:52 PM EST --
When posting to Gather Giggles & Groaners , please read the Group Description (below).
Gather Giggles & Groaners is NOT a "post anything" group, however it IS a "post . . .
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September 11, 2007 11:31 AM EDT --
Lost Money
/* Remember September 11, 2001: http://www.gcfl.net/911 and
Heroes: http://www.gcfl.net/911/heroes.php */
The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently
mislaid by a co-worker. . . .
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