Tag: fun
member name: Michael (Jesus Christ is LORD!) C.
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February 14, 2007 10:27 AM EST --
Found this on the web today...
You can buy a Mystery Shirt (Men's $5, Women's $6) + $4 S/H at http://www.uneetee.com/.
The catch?
It's a Mystery! You will not know the color of the shirt, . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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March 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Got this in my email today...
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When a mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, and then he spread the animal-shaped crackers . . .
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March 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
A policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. . . .
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March 25, 2007 12:25 AM EDT --
An email forward I got...
Enjoy...
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes . . .
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February 08, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me. . . .
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February 12, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . .
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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February 07, 2007 10:36 AM EST --
Enter to win two (2) tickets to see Rod Stewart perform live at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, NV on March 17, 2007, two (2) round trip coach airline tickets from the nearest major airport to . . .
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February 25, 2009 10:48 PM EST --
Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped . . .
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July 03, 2007 01:34 AM EDT --
Cheryl tagged me to list "Five Positive Things About Me"...
Here's my list...
1) I came to know Jesus Christ as my Savior and Lord June 29, 1995.
2) I was born and raised . . .
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February 26, 2009 11:15 AM EST --
LETTER #1
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other . . .
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November 26, 2007 05:02 PM EST --
Found this on http://www.christmaschristmaschristmas.com/
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The Twelve (Silly) Days of Christmas
By Kristina Richardson
On the first day of Christmas
My mother gave . . .
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February 02, 2007 09:25 AM EST --
Copyright 2004 W. Bruce Cameron
Please do not remove the copyright from this essay.
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes . . .
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February 22, 2007 12:33 PM EST --
I just happened to look to the left on my Gather page and saw that the top Suggested Group that Gather is recommending to me is "AARP: Living At Its Best!"
What am I doing that Gather thinks . . .
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February 23, 2007 12:07 PM EST --
What do you have if there are 25 male deer and 25 female hogs?
Wait for it...
. . .
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June 15, 2007 02:46 PM EDT --
Change Gates
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the . . .
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February 25, 2009 11:24 PM EST --
Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing . . .
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March 13, 2007 10:52 AM EDT --
I think I know people who operate by these rules...
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Rules for City Driving
1. Never, EVER slow down when a light turns yellow. If you're within half a block of a stop light when it turns . . .
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