Tag: email
member name: Michael (Jesus Christ is LORD!) C.
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November 29, 2007 12:36 PM EST --
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of . . .
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February 09, 2007 12:19 AM EST --
This was forwarded to me by a friend.
I checked this story out for validity. I doubt it is valid, but it sure is funny...
WARNING: Do NOT drink anything while reading this as it may either expell itself . . .
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March 17, 2007 01:00 AM EDT --
Just got this forwarded to me in email. I like the message it conveys.
Hope you like it too...
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It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived . . .
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March 19, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
In my email inbox...
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Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
for . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
three funnies for you this evening...
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Breakfast Order:
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning.
"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so . . .
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February 22, 2007 03:03 PM EST --
Found this article over on CNET
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Alcoholics have one, and so do drug abusers. Now people addicted to e-mail also have a 12-step program designed to tackle their obsession.
An executive coach . . .
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March 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Got this in my email today...
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When a mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, and then he spread the animal-shaped crackers . . .
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March 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
A policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. . . .
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September 03, 2007 11:27 PM EDT --
FROM MY INBOX...
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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate . . .
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March 26, 2008 01:44 PM EDT --
I just got an interesting Calendar/Meeting request in my gmail account.
This 'invitation' is from " RD. MATHEW ATTAH <mathewattah32@gmail.com> ".
The content reads . . .
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March 25, 2008 09:20 AM EDT --
I thought the title would get your attention...
That clever little slogan came from a web site that I use for what is called a 'disposable address'.
What is a 'disposable address'? . . .
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September 22, 2007 11:26 PM EDT --
TOO BUSY for a Friend...
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
Then she told them to think . . .
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June 01, 2007 09:03 AM EDT --
Just in case you never had the pleasure of seeing what a fraudulent lottery email spam looks like, I thought I would share this one...
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THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY . . .
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February 26, 2009 11:15 AM EST --
LETTER #1
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other . . .
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March 01, 2007 12:13 AM EST --
I keep digging into my hard drive and the old stories just keep coming.
Again, source unknown...
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He sits by himself at a table for two.
The uniformed waiter returns to his side . . .
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August 30, 2007 12:08 PM EDT --
from "The Good, Clean Funnies List" <gcfl-info@gcfl.net>
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S. I. D. N. K.
During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, . . .
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August 31, 2007 11:59 AM EDT --
From the inbox...
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TFTD August 30, 2007
"If I were asked to give what I consider the most useful bit of advice for all humanity it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable . . .
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September 26, 2009 02:00 PM EDT --
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." . . .
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December 04, 2007 01:08 AM EST --
From my inbox today...
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Dear Children,
It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are . . .
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September 26, 2009 01:39 PM EDT --
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this: How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English?
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, . . .
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